The Pestilential Accord Est .1888

The Pestilential Accord Tee

Finally, a peace treaty we can all itch about.

Tired of the 24/7 relentless assault on your exposed ankles? Wear the historic compromise that brought absolute parity to the insect kingdom. This shirt commemorates The Pestilential Accord of 1888—the legendary, legally binding treaty that officially split the human-harvesting calendar into two neat, civilized shifts.

The Daytime Shift (6am–6pm): Managed exclusively by the House of Flies. Specializing in frantic buzzing, landing on your food right as you take a bite, and completely forgetting how open windows work.

The Nighttime Shift (6pm–6am): Managed exclusively by the Mosquito Syndicate. Specializing in high-pitched ear-side symphonies and leaving parting gifts that you'll be scratching until next Tuesday.

Features:

Graphic: Features the historic, microscopic handshake between two diplomatic titans who definitely didn't wash their hands first.

Fit: So comfortable you'll almost forget you're at the very bottom of the food chain.

Disclaimer: Wearing this shirt does not grant immunity from the signees. Side effects may include sudden swatting at thin air and intense paranoia near standing water.

Perfect for backyard BBQs, camping trips, or simply establishing dominance over the local ecosystem.